Movie Reviews

Movies so bad that they are good

August 20, 2013

Although the genre that I selected for this movie is comedy, there are a lot of things in Pain &...

Sharknado [2013]

August 18, 2013

Poster says ’nuff said and I tend to agree with it. After all those shark-something movies, Sharknado is the flagship...

Shooter [2007]

August 8, 2013

I don’t know why people, myself included, love movies about snipers and sniping. This isn’t a thing that’s exclusive to...

Bailout: The Age of Greed AKA Assault on Wall Street [2013]

August 6, 2013

After Rampage [2009] this is a second Uwe Boll movie that I actually enjoyed and payed attention to. The bailout...

The Purge [2013]

Horror Science fiction

August 4, 2013

I know I’ve been saying this a lot lately, but what a great movie! It would seem that more and...

The Colony [2013]

August 1, 2013

Visually impressive and atmospheric but offering nothing new, The Colony is a post-apocalyptic movie you should probably check out.

Oblivion [2013]

July 30, 2013

A lot of people hate Tom Cruise, for various reasons, but nevertheless they still don’t like him. Most of people...

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane [2006]

July 28, 2013

A strange horror movie that explored a lot of themes like coming-of-age, sexuality and teenage hazing, barely making it over the line of worth watching.

The Place Beyond the Pines [2012]

July 25, 2013

The Place Beyond the Pines is not just a neo-noir crime epic but also a thought-provoking drama exploring what it means to be a man.

The Rambler [2013]

July 23, 2013

A bit disjointed but also stylish and atmospheric, The Rambler is a David Lynch-style movie about the experiences of a misanthropic drifter.

Dead Man Down [2013]

July 21, 2013

Right from the start, this movie lets you know that it’s going to be good with a very profound monologue,...

The Wackness [2008]

July 18, 2013

Thanks to the recommendation by Mr. Wael Bekdach I finally watched The Wackness a couple of nights ago and was...

Pawn Shop Chronicles [2013]

July 16, 2013

Bizarrely entertaining and just fun, Pawn Shop Chronicles is a different kind of crime comedy, not afraid of black humor or horror scenes.

Texas Chainsaw 3D [2013]

July 15, 2013

Cheesy and generic, Texas Chainsaw 3D is at least fast-paced and entertaining, ultimately saved by its lead, Alexandra Daddario.

Last Passenger [2013]

July 14, 2013

It would just be another trip for the passengers on this late-night train if only the Last Passenger didn't join them in this effective British thriller.

The Corridor [2010]

July 13, 2013

When I first saw the poster for this movie and read something about the story I thought: wait, what, is...

The Campaign [2012]

July 12, 2013

Cutting much deeper than Idiocracy, The Campaign is a hilarious political comedy making fun of both parties and the whole system with style.

Celda 211 AKA Cell 211 Movie 2009 Scene Luis Tosar as Malamadre leading a prison riot

Celda 211 AKA Cell 211 [2009]

July 10, 2013

Intense, raw, and engaging, Celda 211 AKA Cell 211 is a highly underrated Spanish thriller and one of the best prison movies I've ever seen.

Retroactive [1997]

July 10, 2013

Retroactive is not just a highly underrated science fiction movie but also a surprisingly violent time travel and road movie as well.

Olympus Has Fallen [2013]

July 8, 2013

Olympus Has Fallen is in the action section and not in random mainstream crappy movie? What has happened to this...

The Croods [2013]

July 7, 2013

Another generic animated mess that’s supposed to hit the targeted demographic, I thought to myself, but The Croods turned out...

Trance [2013]

July 6, 2013

Stylish and satisfyingly demanding, Trance is not just an unusual heist movie but also an intriguing psychological thriller with a great cast.

Hamilton: I Nationens Intresse [2012]

July 3, 2013

Exotic and refreshing, Hamilton: I Nationens Intresse is a Swedish take on the James Bond secret agent subgenre with a more realistic but still entertaining approach.

Redemption AKA Hummingbird [2013]

July 2, 2013

Whenever I see that another Jason Statham movie is out (this guy practically invented a genre called Statham-movies), I have...

Welcome to the Punch [2013]

June 26, 2013

There’s something about British crime movies that makes them so gritty and dark that I just have to see them....

Oz the Great and Powerful [2013]

Fantasy

June 25, 2013

Although this movie was out for quite some time now, I constantly kept putting it off, afraid that it will...

The Numbers Station [2013]

June 18, 2013

Featuring a rather intriguing story, The Numbers Station is a refreshing and effective little spy thriller that will do just fine in a pinch.

Jack the Giant Slayer [2013]

Fantasy

June 16, 2013

After Hansel & Gretel and Hansel & Gretel Get Baked, here comes Jack the Giant Slayer, another blockbuster based on a...

Looper [2012]

June 15, 2013

Due to extensive hype that surrounded this movie upon its release I am sure that you probably heard about it...

S.W.A.T. [2003]

June 13, 2013

I guess that now, after ten years, I can say what a blast from a past! Shot at the pinnacle...

The Watch [2012]

June 10, 2013

Good for exactly one viewing, The Watch is a mildly entertaining science fiction comedy featuring an all-star cast fighting an alien invasion.

Savages [2012]

June 9, 2013

While most of the old school directors are having trouble integrating into this new society, movie-wise, Oliver Stone managed not...

Identity Thief [2013]

June 6, 2013

Meet Jason Bateman, the new Average Joe (well, I guess more accurate title would be Average Upper-Middle-Class Joe). He has...

Bullet to the Head [2012]

June 5, 2013

Oozing testosterone, Bullet to the Head is an old-school action revenge movie with a great cast, a lot of style, and superb action scenes.

Broken City [2013]

June 4, 2013

With more and more great thrillers coming out of the closet, I declare this year, the year of the thriller....

Vehicle 19 [2013]

May 28, 2013

Featuring an exotic South African setting and solid chase scenes, Vehicle 19 is a mildly entertaining thriller starring Paul Walker.

Snitch [2013]

May 27, 2013

The Rock is The Man. Who knew that a professional wrestler, looking like that, could pull off such a performance,...

Movie 43 [2013]

May 25, 2013

Outrageously funny and bizarre, Movie 43 is a collection of 14 different short movies featuring all-star casts and insane plots.

Killer Joe [2011]

May 24, 2013

Oozing perverse sexuality with an incredibly intense atmosphere, Killer Joe is one of those movies you're going to remember.

Gangster Squad [2013]

May 23, 2013

Style is everything, and Gangster Squad has everything. Rarely do you see post-processing effects make such a huge difference, mostly...

Dead Mine [2012]

May 22, 2013

By now we are used to seeing all sorts of horrors coming to us from Asia, but they all had...

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters [2013]

Fantasy

May 21, 2013

What, there’s a new movie about Hansel & Gretel, wow I would like to see that! After about twenty minutes...

Amatorene [2001]

May 20, 2013

In case you are in a mood for that special blend of black humor, realistic characters and fucked up situations...

A Good Day to Die Hard [2013]

May 19, 2013

It’s sad to see your favourite characters and movies mangled into milking cows, and alas, poor John McClane suffered this...

Jack Reacher [2012]

May 18, 2013

Based on a book by Lee Child, Jack Reacher is a pretty straightforward flick, with good structure, goals and everything...

The Last Stand [2013]

May 7, 2013

He’s back! He does it again! Damn right he’s the sheriff! And who that might be, you are wondering? None...

Premium Rush [2012]

May 3, 2013

Rarely do you see a movie about cycling, bikers have so many movies that it can be said that there’s...

End of Watch [2012]

April 28, 2013

Incredibly immersive, gripping, and intense, End of Watch is a unique blend of action and suspense set on the crime-ridden streets of LA.

Pawn [2013]